Incoherent Ramblings.

Oh God. Not this again.

Forever Alone isn't that bad :)

Starting to collect kittens and cats.

I'll follow -stalk- you back :)

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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice)

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australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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hannigrammibal:

we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands

(Source: strocka)

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb)

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noemail:

every time you think your life is crap just imagine a tree that took 20 years to grow to end up being a Justin Bieber notebook 

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pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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wolfywox:

marslovabledrollgeek:

presidentboob:

why do we even have wars

how does killing people solve problems

why cant we settle this over uno

Skip

Because this eventually happens and it’s right back to wanting to murder people.

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unfollovving:

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl)

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skullspeare:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are homophobic"

"Batman Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are dead"

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